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I'm an artist, an educator and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I love my wife. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, February 8, 2016

MONDAY #2607

One Of My Very Own…


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I would have said “smirk” not “smile.”

Saturday evening's GOP debate was a shitstorm for Marco Rubio, who sweated profusely and robotically repeated one line four times.





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The key to being happy is just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually you’ll be dead.


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Places In Australia Where Three Time Zones Meet.


You learn something new every single day.
But why would you do that? I understand the east/west change, but north/south?

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I want to be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a Nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast.    

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Somebody has been thinking cleverly again...


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Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make my cremation a bit more interesting.


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What a wonderful thing...

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Guy Chapman is the world’s most redundant name.

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Speaking of noses...

You may not want to watch this...seriously.
I tried to warn you.


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A plane clones itself in mid-flight...

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The fact that since our skins weren’t warm enough, we stole skins of animals and wore them instead, is pretty creepy.

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Mildly satisfying...


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Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.


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Dr. Strangelove, the perfect political satire...

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As a child, the concept of having a favorite color seemed more important than it turned out to be.

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Just something wonderful I ran across...

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In the former coal mining town of Cramlington, Northumberland, North East England, is a gigantic piece of land art in the shape of reclining naked lady named 'Northumberlandia'. She is more than a hundred feet tall at her tallest point, her forehead, and a quarter of a mile long.

What a wonderful thing.

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I quit smoking weed because I thought it made me lazy and unmotivated. Turns out I’m just lazy and unmotivated.


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True? I really don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me.

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I actually witnessed this and remember that she was kicked off the air for three weeks and came back without the chip on her shoulder.

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What kind of sorcery is this?

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Nothing triggers my fight-or-flight response quite like a phone ringing.

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Can we assume he was trying to run from the cops?
But who tries to kick a man in the head when said head is in a crash helmet?
Old news by now...sorry.

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HUMAN SEXUALITY

Get it?
If not, you haven't watched near enough porn.

Vegan Porn




Her reaction when she's been going down on you like a trooper but you just can't get hard.

"Trying to look cool but I have genital warthogs."




Speaking of Lizzie...AND porn...

 

Before you queen worshippers in England get mad at me, just know that I make fun of everybody in power, even Mr. Pootin'.


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What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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This is Egypt’s Only Waterfalls.
And its Man-Made

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THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

Testing chemical repellent on sea lampreys

This puppy already knows how to retrieve and is at its happiest when doing so.


Apparently these little fuckers are very difficult to kill.

Look at its little hands holding the arrow in his side. Maybe it was attempted suicide.


Canadian Gambling



Because he can...




When you get wasted and wake up to find a dead hooker in your terrarium


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The shortest possible game of Monopoly requires only four turns, nine rolls of the dice, and twenty-one seconds.

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A few reposts for my newer viewers of which there are many...


Have you ever been this happy to see anything?


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Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.

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And remember, the system is not broken, it was designed this way.

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